10 Highly Creative Responses To The Question ‘Are We Nearly There Yet?’

It made your shoulders tense to hear it the first time. 'Are We Nearly There Yet?' 5 times later. That little twitch in your eyelid has started to pulse. Keep a hold of that steering wheel, friend. And keep a hold of that urge to shout ‘QUIT IT.’ You can do better.

'Are We Nearly There Yet?'

The Philosophical Response: ‘And what exactly do you mean by ‘there’, sweet child? Is it not that one can only ever be ‘here’?’ The Gamifying Response: ‘I’m afraid we can’t turn up until you’ve finished counting down from one-million-and-sixty-two. Ready? Set? Go.’ The Deliberating Response: ‘Oh, didn’t you know? We got there ages back. Now we’re just looking for somewhere to park.’ The Therapeutic Response: ‘Why don’t you tell me how you’d feel if I said ‘Not quite’?’ The Baffling Response: ‘Hold up – I thought you were driving! What the heck is going on here?’ The Briber’s Response: ‘If you manage never to say that phrase again I’ll give you a magic button I found in my pocket. No? Fine. I’ll raise you this half-eaten sandwich.’ The Competitively Bored Response: ‘Urgh. Who knows? YAWN. Man, this is ’ The Impending Doom Response: ‘I really hope so, because as soon as we arrive they’re gonna begin the whole organ removal process. I hear they’re going to start with your tongue. Isn’t that exciting?’ The Distracting Response: ‘Well, in all honesty, I’d say – OH MY GOSH A DINOSAUR EATING A PINEAPPLE!’ The Last Straw Response: ‘Yep. Sure are. So get out.’ If you liked the above, check out how Shrek answers this question here! To avoid the question all-together why not start playing a game?